RANDOM RAMBLING!!!

My friends have all gone home...there's my toy gun on the floor...
OI! MY PISTOL! *whacks Davy Jones's henchman on the head with aforementioned pistol* NO TOUCHY!
By the Dutchman! There's the sword-wielding monkeys! Everybody run!
No, wait, get the fire-breathing dragon!
No, we'll never make it! RUN!
*everybody runs*
Oh, look, it's Gollum! Hey, Gollum, did you ever get that ring back?
*Gollum mutters under his breath something about his precious*
Guess not. Well, my brother has that ring...maybe he'll lend it to you.
Gollum: O__O
Let me ask him. Yo, bro! Can Gollum--No? Oh, okay...*looks at Gollum* He says no. *nodnod*
Gollum: *is furious*
*waves my sorceror's staff* Adios, Gollum! *poof, Gollum's gone*
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, ELEVEN!!!!!!! *explosions*
Oh, look, it's Dustfinger! *chases*
*sees the Lord of the Rings characters* *chases them*
*is gone*