The Character Talk Show--Flash Shadowstrike

Me: Welcome back to...the Character Talk Show! Today, as our guest, we have the ever-entertaining Flash Shadowstrike! Give him a hand, folks!

*applause*

Me: Well, Flash. Say something.

Flash: If I do, am I gonna get in trouble?

Me: No...

Flash: Then I don't think I'll say something. Not if I'm not going to get in trouble.

Me: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second here. You want to get in trouble?

Flash: Well, it'll be more interesting than sitting here answering questions in a crowd of...*gets funny look on his face*...in a crowd of people.

Me: Uh-oh. Don't even think about it, Flash.

Flash: Think about what?

Me: Think about what you're thinking about doing.

Flash: *grins* Sorry. *takes his switchblade out of his pocket and starts to play with it, tossing the knife up in the air and doing fancy tricks with it*

Me: Hey, Flash. Do you want to go to jail?

Flash: No. I'm crazy, but not that crazy. I'm good, but not good enough to break outta jail.

Me: Well, lessee...You're on national television, switchblades are illegal, and you're basically threatening me and everyone else in the audience.

Flash: Um...wait, what?

Me: Oh, listen! I hear the sirens coming down the road! What about the rest of you folks?

Flash: Hey, wait a minute! They couldn't have gotten here that fast.

Me: Maybe they'll go away if you cooperate and answer my questions...

Flash: Fine, fine, fine. Just...fine. *slips switchblade back into his pocket*

Me: What have you been doing lately?

Flash: Um...Roleplaying. Running around town. Going to parks and sitting on the monkey bars. Staying on the monkey bars and scaring the heck out of little kids.

Me: ...Scaring how?

Flash: ...Pulling my switchblade...roaring at them...chasing them around the park...Things like that.

Me: ...

Flash: XD

Me: Anyway, moving on. So...do you have any friends, Flash?

Flash: Um...

Me: Well?

Flash: Um...

Me: Is that a no?

Flash: Um...well. I have a few friends, but...they're all from the roleplays...James, Nich, Ash, people like that.

Me: Okay, great. Now, what do you--

*alarm rings*

Me: Uh-oh.

Flash: WHAT? WHAT IS IT?!

Me: Um...it seems that some particularly angry aliens and robots have just broken into the building. Uh...does the name Darth Vader mean anything to you, Flashy?

Flash: O__O

Me: All right, that's all the time we have for today--

*loud crashes and lightsaber noises*

Me: I'llbebacknexttimewithanothercharactertotalkwithseeyoualllaterbye! *races out, Flash close behind*